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How to make your computer talk to greet you

December 3, 2011

This maybe just the simple trick many of you already know. But for those who don’t know,  I’ll show you how to make your computer say any word you want, even the nastiest words :p.  It will greet you at the start up of windows.

First thing you got to do is open the new notepad and copy-paste the below script :

Dim speaks, speech, salam , username

username = CreateObject(“WScript.Network”).Username
If Hour(Time) < 12 Then
salam = “Good morning”
ElseIf Hour(Time) < 20 Then
salam = “Good afternoon”
salam = “Good evening”
End If

speaks = salam + ” Robin ! Your windows password verified, please continue”
Set speech = CreateObject(“sapi.spvoice”)
speech.Speak speaks

Save the script to : C:\Users\Your own user name\AppData\Roaming\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\Programs\Startup

Rename the script as : Welcome.vbs

The below picture shows you how to put your words into the script :

Done !


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